I've decided not to underestimate the chance of spooky happenings. Things that don't make sense happen all the time in politics. Are you really gonna miss out on the experience of getting sent to the gulag in 2020?
US gulags are best gulags!
I suppose anything is possible, and a free trip is a free trip right?
I have to imagine the American gulags would be in Puerto Rico, right? All of America's thought criminal together for an island beach re-education vacation. How fun!
Don't forget all the pristine water we will be able to enjoy(waterboard style) and the food or lack of will just be so refreshing.
spooopy
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