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I'd like to gut and eat my neighbors whole family and their 5 fucking dogs, too. My girlfriend wishes a less illegal approach.

These people are trash. Besides that they has 5 dogs that bark constantly. Tonight that bunch of cunts heard we were going out to eat our dinner on the deck so they let their 5 retard dogs out so they can set the mood for our dinner.

Gets me hungry for dog meat is what it does.

There is more but it's all pretty similar to this. The family is trash and they are obnoxious.

My better half doesn't want to stir the pot but is fed up with it.

I want to call the city and have their dogs brought in and hopefully put down (because I'd get in trouble for what I really want to do).

What would you do?

I'd like to gut and eat my neighbors whole family and their 5 fucking dogs, too. My girlfriend wishes a less illegal approach. These people are trash. Besides that they has 5 dogs that bark constantly. Tonight that bunch of cunts heard we were going out to eat our dinner on the deck so they let their 5 retard dogs out so they can set the mood for our dinner. Gets me hungry for dog meat is what it does. There is more but it's all pretty similar to this. The family is trash and they are obnoxious. My better half doesn't want to stir the pot but is fed up with it. I want to call the city and have their dogs brought in and hopefully put down (because I'd get in trouble for what I really want to do). What would you do?

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[–] • 7 pts

Weaken the fence between your house and theirs then gets some urine from a dog that is in heat and place it in you backyard. Then when the dogs break through the fence and are in your back yard shoot them all and tell the cops they were trying to attack you.

Or move.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

I like your imagination but I'd like to torture the humans for longer than the quick deaths of the dogs would allow.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

If the dogs are in your back yard, by whatever means, and you live within a city municipality, you can usually call animal control and have them hauled away. It the neighbors are trash, they won’t retrieve their dogs (it will cost them). Problem solved. And they might eventually get adopted by someone who will take care, love them, and train them. Additionally, if you are within a municipality, there is usually a maximum number of dogs per household permitted. In my city, it’s less than 5. Call animal control on them. Call the cops for noise harassment. There are many options.

[–] • 3 pts

Shoot to maim, not kill. Then they'll have to decide if they can pay a vet to fix any of them or decide to have them put down instead.

[–] • 2 pts

Maybe a month of cooking Indian food outside with large fans that blow the smell towards their house?

[–] • 1 pt

WOW... and I thought I was Evil the Weasel.. unfortunately they could be fixed or female.. but Damn Sir that’s good. Doggy Jail for five would be expensive. “ Golf Clap”

[–] • 5 pts

Can't speak for your city ... but many limit the number of dogs anyone can own to two or three. You may want to ask the city that question. It won't get rid of them all, but if they have an ordinance that limits the numbers, that may help.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

It does vary between 2 and 3 here. Depending on how close to the city one lives. They break all those rules.

[–] • 3 pts

Just make a call and tell 'em they have five dogs that go nuts at all hours of the day and night ... sooner or later they may come down on them.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Hopefully I will be able to adopt them and torture the family of retards..

[–] • 3 pts

I had the same problem with my neighbors that live about 800 yards away. They have two dogs that have access to a dog door and they would go outside and bark and howl all fucking night long. I talked to them about putting a latch on the dog door and limiting access after 10pm and they basically told me to fuck off. So I said "I guess I will take up target shooting when they are barking and if they don't stop the caliber will go up progressively as well as the round count.". Got up to 7.62x54 and they locked those fuckers inside at night, only took 2 nights. If you live in the city than I suppose that is out of the question however.

[–] • 3 pts

Male cat piss on their car's radiator or their house's heater.

From what I hear, the smell is so bad, it burns the eyes.

[–] • 2 pts

Bacon smothered in rat poison. Or mysterious meat you are giving away to friends and family as you know a guy who gave you a great deal on pig meat.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

If I weren't looking to take care of things without fear of police involvement I like where you're going.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

Have you... Idk... talked to them?

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Yes. From what I understand this family if a huge part of why the previous owner here left. These people are truly something else.

[–] • 2 pts

Buy a hydrant wrench from a plumbing supply store and turn their water off after hours on a Friday preferably over Labor Day weekend

[–] • 1 pt

If you want to really fuck with them pour cement down the hydrant tube befor you put the cap back on

[–] • 2 pts

Industrial epoxy. Can't chisel that shit out.

[–] • 2 pts

I forget the name (bark breaker or similar), but there are devices out there that will trigger a subsonic blast only dogs can hear that are triggered by barking. The sound it makes startles the dogs to stop barking, breaking the loop they get in. There is also a version that has sound WE can hear too and it is annoying AF.

I had a similar situation and bought the audible to humans version and put it very close to the boundary fence, pointing at THEIR house. https://www.amazon.com/Ultrasonic-Deterrent-MONOJOY-Controller-Silencer/dp/B07B8GX25Q

I have to say it did not stop the dogs from barking, but the device was more annoying and louder than barking, so neighbors got worse than they gave.

YMMV

[–] • 1 pt

Consideration has lost its meaning in society by the way of tolerance. So we no longer have to be considerate, which is common sense, but instead be ignorant due to the “ I matter stance” ! I personally would play a wolf tape. Howling wolf tape.. dogs have incredible hearing.. and play it when I was at work.. see how the other neighbors... including owners feel when they can’t shut them up. Hehehe.. yes I am Evil!

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

It honestly sounds like you are the one being a bad neighbor.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Hello, you must be dumb.

[–] • 0 pt

As a landlord dumbass it is written in legal terms for both renters and lease holders to a right to peaceably enjoy the property. As a land owner we have laws fucktwad!

[–] • 0 pt

Yeh sorry so sorry about that meant to comment on the “ you must be the bad neighbor comment” all right tight whites

[–] • 0 pt

I up poaled you so others can learn from your stupid!! Your Welcome!

[–] • 0 pt

Let me get this straight.. he’s bad because he wants to enjoy his yard... hmmm..WTF