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I went into the office at work the other day, and saw that the surveillance system had facial recognition technology. Disgusting, but I gotta pay the bills. Now I am taking a rideshare service, and the driver has a passenger facing camera recording all this shit.

I've been thinking about this recently, and am trying to find a legitimate way to hide my face from all these invasive cameras, especially the ones with facial recognition.

So far, my thoughts are:

  1. Wearing a burqa
  2. Becoming a juggalo, because apparently juggalo makeup confuses facial recognition software
  3. Masked cosplay all the time and just claiming a convention is in town
  4. Tactical blackface, pretty much the same as juggalo makeup, but more offensive

Any other ideas?

I went into the office at work the other day, and saw that the surveillance system had facial recognition technology. Disgusting, but I gotta pay the bills. Now I am taking a rideshare service, and the driver has a passenger facing camera recording all this shit. I've been thinking about this recently, and am trying to find a legitimate way to hide my face from all these invasive cameras, especially the ones with facial recognition. So far, my thoughts are: 1. Wearing a burqa 2. Becoming a juggalo, because apparently juggalo makeup confuses facial recognition software 3. Masked cosplay all the time and just claiming a convention is in town 4. Tactical blackface, pretty much the same as juggalo makeup, but more offensive Any other ideas?

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Large, dark sunglasses (or prescription sunglasses if you need them to see), and a facemask like doctors wear. If people give you looks, just tell them you have a cold and they'll be appreciative.

Other way is to get a motorcycle, and just wear a full face helmet everywhere with a mirrored visor.