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I went into the office at work the other day, and saw that the surveillance system had facial recognition technology. Disgusting, but I gotta pay the bills. Now I am taking a rideshare service, and the driver has a passenger facing camera recording all this shit.

I've been thinking about this recently, and am trying to find a legitimate way to hide my face from all these invasive cameras, especially the ones with facial recognition.

So far, my thoughts are:

  1. Wearing a burqa
  2. Becoming a juggalo, because apparently juggalo makeup confuses facial recognition software
  3. Masked cosplay all the time and just claiming a convention is in town
  4. Tactical blackface, pretty much the same as juggalo makeup, but more offensive

Any other ideas?

I went into the office at work the other day, and saw that the surveillance system had facial recognition technology. Disgusting, but I gotta pay the bills. Now I am taking a rideshare service, and the driver has a passenger facing camera recording all this shit. I've been thinking about this recently, and am trying to find a legitimate way to hide my face from all these invasive cameras, especially the ones with facial recognition. So far, my thoughts are: 1. Wearing a burqa 2. Becoming a juggalo, because apparently juggalo makeup confuses facial recognition software 3. Masked cosplay all the time and just claiming a convention is in town 4. Tactical blackface, pretty much the same as juggalo makeup, but more offensive Any other ideas?

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Baseball cap

Most cams are above your head except the bank ATM

On winter you have the hoodie on top of cap... So it's power x2 on winter... And on summer you have sun glasses... that's power x2, too

However, you "can't" combine both

Because otherwise you look too much like this guy https://media.globalnews.ca/videostatic/866/123/181025_edius_colbert_suspicious_pkg_848x480_1352753731654.jpg

And this https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000080041020-89l2ta-t500x500.jpg