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I went into the office at work the other day, and saw that the surveillance system had facial recognition technology. Disgusting, but I gotta pay the bills. Now I am taking a rideshare service, and the driver has a passenger facing camera recording all this shit.

I've been thinking about this recently, and am trying to find a legitimate way to hide my face from all these invasive cameras, especially the ones with facial recognition.

So far, my thoughts are:

  1. Wearing a burqa
  2. Becoming a juggalo, because apparently juggalo makeup confuses facial recognition software
  3. Masked cosplay all the time and just claiming a convention is in town
  4. Tactical blackface, pretty much the same as juggalo makeup, but more offensive

Any other ideas?

I went into the office at work the other day, and saw that the surveillance system had facial recognition technology. Disgusting, but I gotta pay the bills. Now I am taking a rideshare service, and the driver has a passenger facing camera recording all this shit. I've been thinking about this recently, and am trying to find a legitimate way to hide my face from all these invasive cameras, especially the ones with facial recognition. So far, my thoughts are: 1. Wearing a burqa 2. Becoming a juggalo, because apparently juggalo makeup confuses facial recognition software 3. Masked cosplay all the time and just claiming a convention is in town 4. Tactical blackface, pretty much the same as juggalo makeup, but more offensive Any other ideas?

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Infrared led crown.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Sadly, most modern security cams these days can cut through IR interference.

Might bring more heat on you, if someone sees you attempting to block their security cameras.

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Not if everybody does it.

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Till there's a rule against it in his office building fuck it

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Baseball cap

Most cams are above your head except the bank ATM

On winter you have the hoodie on top of cap... So it's power x2 on winter... And on summer you have sun glasses... that's power x2, too

However, you "can't" combine both

Because otherwise you look too much like this guy https://media.globalnews.ca/videostatic/866/123/181025_edius_colbert_suspicious_pkg_848x480_1352753731654.jpg

And this https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000080041020-89l2ta-t500x500.jpg

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Change a baby's diaper in front of the camera and get them arrested for CP.

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Cool, where can I buy a baby?

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I hear you can get parts from Planned Parenthood...

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Did you know Impossible Meats is literally directly across the road from Planned Parenthood in... some town in the southern US, I think.

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Dress as a drag queen,,,apply make up with a shovel for the authentic look!

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Wearing a burqa

lmao

i fucking hate it to, fucking just buying socks at wallmart im video walking thru and at the register, wtf like BAM there i am

[–] [deleted] • 5 pts

fucking just buying kirkland vodka at costco

FTFY

and they watch you for a good reasom

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;-)

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I like will, me and him talked a bit

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Burn the camera sensors with a powerful laser?

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Its too late now, get the fuck out of here.

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Wear a mask like a sick chinaman. I do that some days when I'm feeling especially paranoid.

Or just

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Large, dark sunglasses (or prescription sunglasses if you need them to see), and a facemask like doctors wear. If people give you looks, just tell them you have a cold and they'll be appreciative.

Other way is to get a motorcycle, and just wear a full face helmet everywhere with a mirrored visor.

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