Theo shaped dildo
Beyblade also a good choice. So you got a whole cuckold deal going on? Wanna watch me bang her?
Yeah but cuckold shit wasn't enough, I need you to fuck me in the ass while she watches with her platonic friend Tyrone and they politely discuss dismantling white male privilege, it is literally the only thing that gets me off anymore.
Omg just thinking about it I'm gonna COOOOOOOOM!!!!#@!
Oh my!?!
slippers?
practical things like chap stick, hair ties? winter gloves if you live in a cold place?
The .
1000 lumens of heavy duty medium flood flashlight with an aggressive strike bezel. Small enough to carry everywhere.
Actually that's a pretty good gift idea, just wont ship in time.
I got one for my ex wife. I was looking for something that says
"After all these years, I still want you to survive if shit hits the fan".
Pretty sure I knocked it out of the park.
Real estate listings.
You seriously need to get her out or good luck trying to bring home the next one. I really don't understand why being friends with your ex has become a thing. You don't need to be mean towards them, but you should at least stop hanging out together.
is she moving out soonish? if so something that she would not take with her like dishes or towels?
You know, neither of us really know what's gonna happen.
To be honest living with her since we broke up as been kind of awesome. She is a really good and fun roommate and we always get along. I would actually be down to continue living with her, except I dont think either of us would ever want to see the other dating other people
Condoms for the new dude she's fucking while you pay her rent.
The one's I let live? Her grandmother's favorite earrings.
You know damn well I flushed those down the toilet
A card, anything more than that would enter cuck tier.
If you waited this long. I'd just do a gift card to some store.
So what did you end up getting her?
A bunch of little stocking stuffers and some expensive steak which she would never have bought for herself
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