So you dont shit?
Not first thing in the morning, no.
I'm a midmorning popper.
must have an inside job, or union, or independently wealthy. Or carry a shovel and TP wherever you go. heh.
I am retired and I prefer the term 'financially independent.'
That may not mean much to you, but you can dox me and verify my ID. It means I don't even fear reprisals from the US government, or any government.
I'm not outrageously wealthy (by big boy standards), but I have enough to leave the country and enough assets outside the US to be able to do so with ease. On top of that, I am Micmac. I have a clean Canadian passport, even though I'm a natural born US citizen.
So, not even your government scares me. I don't do anything too terrible and your government leaves me alone because I pay a goodly amount in taxes. I think it's fair. I don't even mind my taxes and would happily pay more - except I mind how they are spent. I don't mind paying. I mind how they waste it.
Not even your law enforcement officers scare me.
Trust me, it's a pretty awesome place to be.
The portajohn was out of shit paper the other day. Had to use fucking blue shop paper towels
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