I still win.
I was drafted into the Vietnam war .. I told the Army to fuck basic training and just drop me behind enemy lines. They did. There was no point in bathing as it makes you feel good for five min. before the commie stink overcomes you again and it takes the edge off. So I stayed behind enemy lines, killing gooks usually with my 4" knife so I could watch the life ooze from their bodies. I re-upped while in the field, returning 6 mos. after the war was over - I knew that the war ended but I still wanted to kill commies, so I stayed. I only came back because my 4" knife's blade broke while stabbing a gook in the skull 50 times.
I still win.
I was drafted into the Vietnam war .. I told the Army to fuck basic training and just drop me behind enemy lines. They did. There was no point in bathing as it makes you feel good for five min. before the commie stink overcomes you again and it takes the edge off. So I stayed behind enemy lines, killing gooks usually with my 4" knife so I could watch the life ooze from their bodies. I re-upped while in the field, returning 6 mos. after the war was over - I knew that the war ended but I still wanted to kill commies, so I stayed. I only came back because my 4" knife's blade broke while stabbing a gook in the skull 50 times.
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