If people get paid to be here, are they hiring? Asking for a friend.
Seems they only employ a certain type of individual: young male aged 30's or early 40's with an addiction that means they don't have a normal social life. You can see why: these types are holed up indoors (welfare claimants) with time to sit online all day. They also need money to feed their addictions.
Shit all I have to do is get addicted? I worked 13 hours in the cold last night I still feel the effects, wasnt fun.
I think I'm going to get shitfaced and on the dole instead. Might be hard because I'm already labelled as a lifelong net positive to the Jewish tax system and they wont want to let me go, but theyll understand.
Let's see: young guy, intelligent, has a successful career, maintains a good relationship with his girlfriend, ambitious, capable of critical thinking. Sorry kid, you don't qualify.
take pills bro...DO IT NOW!!
The pay is dog food and chinese massage parlor tokens
Lol no who, nevermind only druggies would accept that.
I would do it for any kind bullets in a heartbeat
@DIY-guy2 is a dog, I give him a can of Kirkland daily
@theodorekent gets 1 happy ending per poem
Also @1quickdub gets paid in soup
I give @yourejewish a telescope every quarterly
@sporkulon gets hambone for his soup
Here ye go, fren! (i.imgur.com)
@wawhite13 for some reason requested tubs of country crock and a bushel of petunias delivered weekly.
I dont understand that guy
Well guess that job is filled then, there's quite a few of those frequenting the place already.
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