Shit all I have to do is get addicted? I worked 13 hours in the cold last night I still feel the effects, wasnt fun.
I think I'm going to get shitfaced and on the dole instead. Might be hard because I'm already labelled as a lifelong net positive to the Jewish tax system and they wont want to let me go, but theyll understand.
take pills bro...DO IT NOW!!
Dang! HARD CORE!
Let's see: young guy, intelligent, has a successful career, maintains a good relationship with his girlfriend, ambitious, capable of critical thinking. Sorry kid, you don't qualify.
I have a confession.
I am a paid shill.
I didn't want to take the money, but costco and Kirkland made such a good case for their vodka.
averts gaze while softly weeping
It's all on judge me if you must.
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