Jesus christ, do you even shower before, and wear clean clothes to work?
Yes I shower, yes clean clothes, the only work I do is nothing, not a damn thing, those days are over. I have turned back into my teenage self again, partying like a rockstar, life goals complete...
A woman of affluence, drinking such swill?
I’ll not have it, not for one second.
You must immediately send the butler to your nearest Costco to fetch some Kirkland Brand Vodka and Bourbon. There is simply no finer spirits, and at such a reasonable price, available for the discerning palette.
I am to picky to send someone else I need variety and choices are never the same.
It's palate in this context. Sorry, I can't help myself. can explain.
Fuck I knew this was a commercial...
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