Back in highschool i dated a trailer trash ginger goth with a horribly abusive single mother, one day their toilet got plugged apparently and they just kept on shitting, and shitting and shitting... i didnt know about this and came over when i was sick one day, and had to take an emergency shit, when i opened the door to the literal mountain of shit poking up out of the toilet bowl i almost decided to just spray the sickness into my pants, but i resisted and did the only indoors hover-shit of my life, wiped up and covered the mountain of brown with toilet paper, and never looked back. It haunts me to this day