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Crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of the women.

[–] 4 pts

...while enjoying Chef Dong's Chicken.

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Disclaimer: there may be a cat-like after taste. Love dat Chef Dong chiken!

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.... you have to use the Austrian redneck accent for the quote.....

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Like crocodile Dundee?

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You are mightiest among these barbarians. May your balls sow many seeds like a wild stallion.

Wrooong! Only Conan can say it. You violated the sacred covenant.

https://invidio.us/watch?v=Oo9buo9Mtos

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Please quote the great Khan correctly:

The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters.

Same source:

It is not sufficient that I succeed - all others must fail.

[–] 5 pts

Health, without it, life sucks.

[–] 3 pts

What's life or wealth without freedom?

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What's freedom without health?

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If I could have one and not the other, I'd choose freedom every time.

I'd rather be free to die than be confined to a healthy hell.

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About ttreefiddy, give or take.

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Love, and No debt.

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nods and makes affirming sounds to the tribe

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The lamentations of the women.

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Not even the wind in your hair?

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Can be added bonus. Lamentations of the women while on balcony at beach house. Or on top of fortress.

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Very open question. Family is most important, but cocaine and hookers is best.

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Liquor and whores, cigarettes and dope - and mustard and bologna!

Liquor and whores...

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Now I want a bologna Sammy. Got the munchies.

I wanna change my answer to a bologna and mustard sandwich.

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It's purposefully open. I hope to hear a lot of different responses.

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The older I get, the more likely I am to answer:
"Hot water, good dentistry, and soft lavatory paper."

You ain't a man unless you wipe with John Wayne TP

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A boat ride on the river with family

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On the river Styx?

Having your own land and home in an area that is free of... free of... niggotry.

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To try and be happy while you do the nasty things you must