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I am hoping to get it back on track with the perfect Christmas present. What should I get him?

I am hoping to get it back on track with the perfect Christmas present. What should I get him?

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Kirkland Vodka

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And a funnel?

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Salt. I heard you’ve got plenty.

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I got enough to go around.

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What’s the melting point of stainless steel beams?

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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams and Israel has more than 100 nukes.

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bout tree fiddy

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Have you tried PMing him your boobs?

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Yes. Duh. Was the first thing I did.

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He probably already has one, but I bet he'd still be touched if you got him an emergency cock! (i.imgur.com)

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OK.. This is at the top of the list so far. He probably already has at least one, but whatever.