Was chatting with a girl at a bar. Things were going really well until I showed her my poetry. Then she told me she wasn't interested. Why do girls always wait to tell you that they are lesbians?

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How many stanzas did you give her?

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A short four, but they were really hard to write.

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I've heard most women want at least 7.

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Lol

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yer poetry shite bru

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Tlk ltr.

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She just wanted to see your dick!

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Free drinks. That is the only reason.

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Bars are full of human garbage

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No need to hold back, bro, tell us what you really think.

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They wait so that they can hear your poetry !

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I don't call my 2 inches of fury "poetry"

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