I think Prince Andrew will crack and off himself. A bunch of very rich people have financed his lavish lifestyle for access to Buckingham Palace, that's all going to go away. I don't think he'll be able to live on his royal pension, let alone deal with the looming consequences of fucking teenagers.
It might not happen by new years, but he won't live to see 2021.
I'm undecided on if they'll admit to suicide or claim a heart attack due to stress, I say it's 50/50, though I'm leaning towards them admitting it to try and save face by condemning him and distancing themselves completely.
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