Vodka. The last one is "Vodka." French isn't hard once you accept that some things are arbitrary, like word genders (french has two, german has three, male, female, and neutral). It's just tedious to learn all the exceptions. The fun part is learning the rhythm. Everything in french sounds like it was spoken by a people who were constantly drunk, which to be fair isn't an unreasonable assumption. I wouldn't mind picking up Afrikaans once I'm done with teaching french.