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If I'm actually @webofslime how does this work, what are the benefits I get? Do I really exist at all, or am I a figment of his imagination?

After one copypasta I borrowed on voat, I have apparetly morphed into a fragment of the being known as webofslime.

Does this come with health insurance?

Do I get a company car?

Like, seriously, more and more people believe this everyday despite us having two very disctinct voices on the podcast. Or did me/we/him/us just pay one of those people to play the part?

Am I one of his horcruxes, must I be destroyed to defeat the true ?

Has this taken all meaning from my life. Am i going to lose my identity and be absorbed into the bigger construct that is webofslime?

This is very interesting and curious line of thought to me

After one copypasta I borrowed on voat, I have apparetly morphed into a fragment of the being known as webofslime. Does this come with health insurance? Do I get a company car? Like, seriously, more and more people believe this everyday despite us having two very disctinct voices on the podcast. Or did me/we/him/us just pay one of those people to play the part? Am I one of his horcruxes, must I be destroyed to defeat the true @webofslime? Has this taken all meaning from my life. Am i going to lose my identity and be absorbed into the bigger construct that is webofslime? This is very interesting and curious line of thought to me

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You get extra death threats on the holidays. That is really the only benefit of being me a piece of me. I don't know why the holidays are the shills' favorite time for death threats, but if this year is like the last few years...

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I'm terribly sorry, but that fucking made me laugh so hard.

Imagine, you have absolutely no life and no family or friends who love you. What do you do around the holidays with your sad self? Start threatening those who have told the truth about things on the internet. That is fucking hilarious, not that it happens to you but that they are really this pathetic.

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Given the standard DARVO projections of shills, I take comfort in the idea that they would only be doing that if they were at least a little suicidal.