Some pick from the naacp convinced my local municipality to write me citation , they claim my sprinkler system is shouting racial epithets. It goes spic spic spic chink nigga nigga nigga.
Why are black people so fast?
Because all the slow ones are in jail.
How can you fit 100 jews in a car? 1 in the front, 3 in the back and 96 in the ashtray.
Is that a joke, or just speaking facts?
Not sure....leaning towards factual
oldie but goodie...
How do you stop five niggers from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball
How many niggers does it take to shingle a roof?
Three if you slice ‘em thin.
A nigger was killed on Martin Luther King blvd yesterday. He stuck his head out the window of a car at 55 mph and his lips beat him to death
How do you save a drowning indian?
Take your foot off his head.
What do you call a nigger girl who has an abortion?
-crime fighter
How do I like my jewish girls?
-incinerated of course
How do chinese couples name their kids?
Dropping spoons on the floor.... ching ching chang
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