My mommy might be kicking me out of my basement soon, even though I am only 38 years young, she seems to think it is time for her special boy to leave the nest. Buy my old granny left me a lot of money for my "education" (lol not gonna go let any jews teach me in academia), so I was thinking about going out and digging a bunker in the woods. I know MREs last a long time, but I was thinking that if i bought enough lunchables, and buried them underground after the first frost, they could last me through winter. Do you think this would work? I know i would have to supplement it with fresh meat, so I would bring my katana for hunting deer. Don't worry, I STUDIED THE WAY OF THE BLADE, so i cab kill instantly and it means nothing to me. Also i have a large surplus of fat on my body, so i should be able to survive the harsh winter chill with only my waifu body pillow.