My mommy might be kicking me out of my basement soon, even though I am only 38 years young, she seems to think it is time for her special boy to leave the nest.

Buy my old granny left me a lot of money for my "education" (lol not gonna go let any jews teach me in academia), so I was thinking about going out and digging a bunker in the woods.

I know MREs last a long time, but I was thinking that if i bought enough lunchables, and buried them underground after the first frost, they could last me through winter.

Do you think this would work?

I know i would have to supplement it with fresh meat, so I would bring my katana for hunting deer. Don't worry, I STUDIED THE WAY OF THE BLADE, so i cab kill instantly and it means nothing to me.

Also i have a large surplus of fat on my body, so i should be able to survive the harsh winter chill with only my waifu body pillow.

Worse than lunchables. But if you eat anything mediocre every day for countless days it is bound to leave a bad taste.

Never had mres but if you're looking for hiking, or camp food bobo's bars and greenbellys will keep you strong. When I hiked the pct those were the two dehydrated easy to eat foods I kept going back too. Dense, delicious and healthy.

Lunchables are better, but MREs are more manly.

Depends on what you get, really.

I recently got some chicken pasta stuff that really wasn't half bad.

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC2I6Et1JkidnnbWgJFiMeHA

Steve’s channel on yt he’s the best.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5KiIfOlINhE And a lunchables review.

I prefer Steve’s MREs. But to answer your question. They’re both good in their own right.

MREs give you the MRE Pickle, Lunchables don't. And the pickle wants out when the pickle wants out. It doesn't care that you're 35,000 feet up flying across the country on a red-eye flight. The flight attendants cared about the stench though...god did it stink. lol

I think that was the last time I used an airplane toilet.

What are MREs? I know what MRIs are and you cannot eat them. If you are not preparing your own food from scratch, you need to be slapped.