"muh dik"

B/c deep down I knew she was a little too interested. I'd known this Japanese woman all of ten minutes. She wanted to bang and asked for no money. That's when I remembered the brain damage the nukes caused. Anime... This bitch wanted a baby not w/ slanty half open eyes but beautiful western anime eyes. Once I realized she was just after my seed I did what any man of principle would do. Exactly as the memes had taught me. I hoofed her in the front but then twisted her dirty pillows. As she recovered from my surprise assault I made my getaway. A man innawoods with beans has beans innawoods. You're value and survival as a man relies on how many cans of beans you've stashed. Luckily I'd always been subscribed to the primitive technology youtube channel. My kingdom was all around me and the forest my fuckpuppet to carve out of mud and wood.

I did it for the money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B69ciKJOcOo

You know you wanted it.

Because I don’t ask permission to be myself.

Because I could and no one could stop me.

Fame and glory. Also shekels