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I recently got the screen on my phone replaced, because my kitten likes a clean counter and will swat down any item you set down for more than five minutes.

Screen got replaced, picked it up, however, yesterday, I went walking out in the rain.

I don't carry an umbrella because I ain't no Mary Poppins type of cross-dressing faggot, so I got pretty wet.

Prior to getting my screen replaced, this would not have been a big deal, but I figure after getting my screen replaced, the seal is probably not as waterproof as it once was.

Other than the old bag o' rice trick, any idea how to get water out effectively? It refuses to charge.

I know I could use a wireless charger for this model, but I don't really feel like buying one.

Any advice?

I recently got the screen on my phone replaced, because my kitten likes a clean counter and will swat down any item you set down for more than five minutes. Screen got replaced, picked it up, however, yesterday, I went walking out in the rain. I don't carry an umbrella because I ain't no Mary Poppins type of cross-dressing faggot, so I got pretty wet. Prior to getting my screen replaced, this would not have been a big deal, but I figure after getting my screen replaced, the seal is probably not as waterproof as it once was. Other than the old bag o' rice trick, any idea how to get water out effectively? It refuses to charge. I know I could use a wireless charger for this model, but I don't really feel like buying one. Any advice?

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Stick it in the microwave on high for three or four minutes. The time may vary depending on the wattage of your particular microwave. Maybe use the one in the breakroom.

The crappy port on my stupid phone broke the first few weeks I had it so I just got dumb wireless chargers for the home, office, and car. I'm used to it now. And they're all the same, so you don't have to feel obligated to get a specific brand; inductive current is inductive current. Thank goodness for at least some standards!

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Just tried your method, I saw a lot of sparks which must mean electricity is flowing through it!

It is probably even supercharged now!

thx!

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All the electrotrons get alectromularized using this technique, thus applying the most chargulent kind of charge to the battery, fully batteryizing it to extreme levels.

To quote Bernie "Colonel" Sanders, "That's a GOOD thing!"

Oh my god dude you're retarded. Open up the phone and blow compressed air out through any openings, attempting to dry it.

Sounds like you fried the board in some way if it won't charge.

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Naw the rice and waiting worked out ok.

No it didn't and for fucks sake the cat is named Jeffery.

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so this won't happen again, move the cat's litterbox off the kitchen counter

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Theo, why is everything in your opium den locked? You told me it wasn't gay.

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What do you mean it is locked?

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When I click on any of your posts there, I get some kind of error message.

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Sounds like your cat needs a new home. Bring your cat in. Chef Dong has a free pet rehoming service. We will find your cat a new home. All proceeds go to feed the hungry.

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Chef dong provide free cat-leather phone protector after each donation?