I'd like to travel to a very distant land and (legally) hunt armed people. Crude weapons and whatever they can find in the environment. I would have a small handgun or two and whatever knives or swords I choose. And some cocaine.

Probably a cruise with the family, although I am pretty sure at least one of my kids would attempt to jump over board, so perhaps that isn't a good idea. Barring that probably my tow behind in a nice wooded area near a big lake, late summer so it isn't too hot but still warm enough to swim. A generator for electricity, a good cellular connection so I could keep an eye on this place.

Either a cruise somewhere cold, or a trip to a resort in the off months.

Shit all of my traveling I've ever done has been roughing it, sleeping in hostels, couchsurfing, sleeping outdoors with shitty gear.

So having a hotel that is nice, in Asia (next continent to go to on the list), taking taxis instead of buses or walking, going to regular tourist sights, and going out at night living the life.

Or just a shitty hostel, enough coke to last my stay, in a city that has a good night life.

a river cruise down the Mekong for 20 days with only about 12 people on the flat-bottom boat

I LOVE to be pampered. So probably an all inclusive resort where I am waited on hand and foot.

My mother gave my husband and I a lavish date night a few weeks ago as our late Christmas present. She included vallet parking at the restaurant...It's such a simple thing, but it felt so spoiling to just walk two feet from the doir and have someone open the car door for you. Usually we park five blocks out and hike in. So I would want that....premium service all the time.