Police try to incriminate you with your words. No habla english sir.
No, I have not. Thanks for the tips though.
Yes, say lawyer, lawyer, lawyer.
lol. best advice buddy. you are the winner
When I was in High School, some idiot kid brought a firecracker on the bus, lit it, and threw it out the window. This was right after 9/11, so the Vice Principal dragged in everybody on that bus for interrogation. For me, it was two hours of "I have no idea what you're talking about" and "I don't recall". He even busted out the buscam picture that had a whole 5 pixels, and claimed one of them, sitting 5 rows up from the kid was me. I called him out on it, then returned to "I have no idea what you're talking about".
On the bus ride home after school that day, obviously that was the topic of discussion. Found out everyone spilled the beans in the first minute, and usually got treats from the cafeteria for it. Even the kid who threw the firecracker. The kid got given a couple of Saturday schools.
And now everyone wonders why I ride alone. Trust nobody.
good job i would have snitched for a treat
I didn't even know they were giving out treats. Neither did they. They snitched, and got the treat after. Showed me who I could trust in the neighborhood, though. I was willing to ride and die for a guy I casually hung out with, and didn't really particularly like, meanwhile his best friends snitched immediately. Nobody appreciated it, either. I got shit on for days for being uncooperative.
As you can imagine, they're all raging liberals these days. Gargle enough of Big Brother's jizz, and nothing can go wrong, right?
right on bro. lets be friends
No.
Sometimes
you my friend are a genius
I have been interrogated by legal teams in civil matters.
Best advice "I do not recall"
A bad memory isn't a crime
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