The Chinks give their kids pole dancers, we give "white" kids drag queen story book hours, and [the Nips have boys shirtless in cold weather to toughen them up.](https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2014/01/20/national/temperatures-hit-season-low-on-daikan-plunge/) [They clearly fear the samurai.](https://youtu.be/9kUMin7kqWM)