Rule #1...Don't ever again mention your gun safes or ammo stash Rule#2....See rule #1 Rule #3... Stop being a Cali Fag....I know it's the hardest rule Rule#4.... Realize that snakes, scorpions and lots of biting things exist here Rule #5...Learn to hate "hispanic" gangs...everyone else does, especially Mexicans Rule #6... Buy more cowboy looking guns...Ruger Redhawk, 30/30 Lever action etc. Rule #7... Start saying things like, "Well Yeah but..." Rule #8.... Have no shame in "appropriating" Mexican culture..srsly, wear the poncho and eat the food Rule #9....Talk about the hot weather....I don't care if it's always hot, talk about it Rule#10... If you don't like above rules....You have to go back
I love Mexican food. So much so that I make Muh own. I hate Mexican shit gangbangers that well, don’t worry, I can deal with them.you have no idea how it is where I currently am. I won’t epwear a poncho, and I shoot vermin. Snakes and shit is all game. I have Muh cowboy guns already. I’m not a fag beholden to Cali. Really, having lived in other countries, idgaf about californication. I hate the coast. I hate liberals. I hate faggots. I hate Hollywood. I hate niggers. And most of all, I hate California politics and taxes.
What I hate is....When I make a list, with "enter" to create a column....and it re-organizes it into a paragraph..... I literally hit enter to not do that...
you learn to hit enter after each line
it bleeds into real life
I do this everywhere now
And this has what to do with Mexican food? 😄
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