I'm starting to get pissed off about all the caches of ancient gold coins that are being found. Why haven't I found any gold coins? I want my gold coins. Everybody's finding ancient gold but me. It isn't fair. If I was some smelly goat herder in Sicily, I'd be finding gold coins under every rock I turned over. But noooo, I live in the New World, where nobody ever buries large quanties of ancient gold coins. I have to wait and hope that a bag of cash falls out the back of a Brinks truck onto the highway in front of me. How likely is that to happen? I want my gold coins, damn it!