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Some people don't have good parents like that.

Some people don't have good parents like that.

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[–] 4 pts

Melvin's parents aren't like that.

[–] 3 pts

I think there is a good documentary to be made in all of this.

Just interviews with the parents of children named Melvin.

Trying to figure out why the fuck they named their kid Melvin.

[–] 3 pts

When did you first realize your name wasn't normal?

I used to do a lot of entry level hiring. Black girls have it the worst, you can't even begin to pronounce their names. When I would get them on the phone, I'd have to spell their names out phonetically on a post-it to attach to their application.

[–] 3 pts

I actually have a really good name, I wouldn't choose any name over it, except for perhaps Theodorekent.

Ok, Melvin. Thanks for the info, Melv!

[–] 1 pt

My name is Theo!!!!

[–] 1 pt

Unfortunate your daddy blew out your cornhole. You were halfway there.

[–] 1 pt

Triggered!

[–] 1 pt

I was 8 years old. He took me to a "chili cook off". I'll never forgive him :)

[–] 1 pt

My daddy packed me peanut butter and onion sandwiches for school lunch and I am not fucking joking one bit.

He called them Hemingway's, apparently the author was quite fond of them.

And to be honest, they actually tasted pretty good.

But that's beside the point. You don't pack your kidna lunch that they will get made fun of for, especially considering I went to a public school with ~90% nigglettes.

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My mother wanted to name me John, but my father objected, saying "Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named John".

True story.