Melvin's parents aren't like that.
I think there is a good documentary to be made in all of this.
Just interviews with the parents of children named Melvin.
Trying to figure out why the fuck they named their kid Melvin.
When did you first realize your name wasn't normal?
I used to do a lot of entry level hiring. Black girls have it the worst, you can't even begin to pronounce their names. When I would get them on the phone, I'd have to spell their names out phonetically on a post-it to attach to their application.
I actually have a really good name, I wouldn't choose any name over it, except for perhaps Theodorekent.
Lazania
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