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[–] • 8 pts

A warmed up string cheese in a flesh light doesnt count.

[–] • 4 pts

kek. Tuna casserole topped with pie crust and sweedish meatballs.

[–] • 2 pts

Sounds delicious!

[–] • 3 pts

OMFG it was! 10/10 would marry again.

[–] • 1 pt

topped with pie crust

Interesting. I usually go with cheese and/or onions.

[–] • 0 pt

I usually go with whatever she cooks b/c it's always good.

[–] • 1 pt

my wife

Wife

LurkedForever

Wife

BAN THIS LYING FAGGOT.

[–] • 0 pt

Don't be jelly 'cause I'm already taken, Curmudgeon-Bro... You'll always have a no homo place in my heart.

[–] • 1 pt

Is that not a normal occurence...?

[–] • 2 pts

Oh no it is. She's a hell of a cook and I can burn water. But every time it's really nice.

[–] • 1 pt

Funny story... I literally did burn water once. Threw a pot on with water for ramen and laid down on the couch to chill for a few while it came up to a boil. I passed out, woke up to the pan on fire and a scorched stove hood.

[–] • 1 pt

Cooking is easy. Thats why woman can do it

[–] • 0 pt

I can do bacon and eggs and a little barbecue. Other than that my staple during bachelors years was either eat out or throw shit in a slow cooker and call it good.

[–] • 0 pt

Why are the top chefs, worldwide, always men?

[–] • 1 pt

Your wife is a water-burner. ahahahahahahahahahahahaha I don't know where to go with the joke, but fuck you faggot

[–] • 1 pt

Excellent, you found a good one as well then.

[–] • 0 pt

I got back from the gym, and @ButtToucha9000 's sister was passed out on my couch, pork rinds and Zima bottles everywhere

[–] • 0 pt

You should scold her for having such poor taste in alcohol.

[–] • 0 pt

HOW DARE YEW! ZIMA IS A FAMLY TRADISHUN!

[–] • 0 pt

She never listen noways

[–] • 0 pt

My wife was simmering beef stew when I got home from work. It ended up being the best beef stew I've ever had in my entire life. Corned beef, carrots, onions, celery, corn, all mixed in a thick wine and chicken stock seasoned gravy. 10000/10

Good wives who can cook are awesome. I had better die before she does.

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Good wives who can cook are awesome.

^

Edit- also that sounds really good.