I'd like this, but throw in a little twist- use the format where the Arab chad takes a panel to slowly close the distance with the Aryan Chad: Aryan Chad: "So... you like to sodomize children? Why?" Arab Chad moves halfway across the panel. Aryan Chad shoots Arab Chad before he can get close enough to whisper "yes", Aryan Chad says something like "Praise Jesus." I'll get to work on this tomorrow, lads.