I was going to tell you not to update, but now I can say I adore this joke.

We need updates.

Delete that JK u bastard.

But also I love you.

> J/k

Or was it?

I bet it happened when you were waiting in line at Costco to receive your weekly TP ration. Did you at least get a hot dog for your hot pants troubles?

Now really poop your pants.

This protects you from the flu-manchu.

@pmyb2 is Joe Biden, confirmed

You haven't truly reached adulthood until you've pooped your pants at some point post-puberty. Congratulations.

Dilation is very important post OP maintenance. Have fun

I hope you have TP rations.

One time I had bad hypothermia and pooped my pants a little. It's okay.