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Nice. Crows are bros. They're really smart, like absurdly smart, smarter than chimpanzees and probably smarter than your average nigger.

Crows are known to have interesting relationships with humans. They can remember human faces and distinguish you by it. If a murder of crows likes you, they may bring you "gifts"- little shiny objects that they find. This can range from loose screws/nails, to some stories about crows bringing expensive jewelry to people and just plopping it down on their porch.

So be cool to crows, there's a good chance that you can have a mutually benefitial friendship. Don't be a dick to them, because they almost certainly have the capacity to say "fuck you" in a variety of ways, including deliberately shitting on your stuff/you.