He is hitting the bird in the face every time he sees him!
That's not funny. That's animal abuse. I worked with ostriches. They can't hurt you. I've had one try to bite my hand take my whole hand in its mouth. Doesn't hurt you. Done hurt at all. As long as you stay away from their legs they can't hurt you. It's ridiculous the way that guy's treating that bird.
At some point he says you just have to push it gently with the trash can lid, in order to keep it at a distance while avoiding brain traumas
I would end up brain injuring that thing into submission personally, smashing it full force with the trash can lid at some point, if I had to deal with it on a daily basis. I wouldn't have that much tolerance/patience with it. And I call it "it" for a reason, it's a fucking dumb animal, as dumb as a fucking chicken but bigger, there's no light up there, it's a robotic living thing, a dumbass creature and an aggressive one
I can call some dog "he" or "she", but this? It's food, I don't regard it as worth any other consideration
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