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The face of "I stuck my dick in crazy and now I'm paying for it."

[–] • 2 pts

I stuck my dick in @stupidbird's mother...

[–] • 3 pts

That's your problem, not mine.

I'd suggest you see a doctor that specializes in STDs.

[–] • 3 pts

You want me to see your dad?

[–] • 3 pts

Thatsa needy pussy

[–] • 3 pts

One man's problem is another man's pleasure.

[–] • 3 pts (edited )

Wait. Doing some math. Let's say a lion sleeps the same as a human, 8 hours with 30 minutes around the start and end. So 9 hours complete downtime. Due to the nature of how they eat we'll say a meal takes an hour. We will also say lions eat only 2 times per day. So far we are at 11 busy hours per day. This equates to 780 free minutes per day (13 hours). At 30 fucks average per day that's one fuck every 26 minutes.

ONE FUCK EVERY 26 MINUTES.

Let's say 6 minutes per fuck. ... this math is sad to me.

[–] • 0 pt

lol

[–] • 2 pts

Lion fucking is a lot quicker. About sic humps and it's done. Give it 20 seconds.

[–] • 2 pts

“Baby please, I am not from Havana.”

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Niggers after knocking up a niggress

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Your mother when I'm around.