Unfuckable?!? I'll be the judge of tha...
I take that back.
Best laugh of my day. Thanks for that!
Edit: I just noticed that the one on the left looks like Walter Matthau.
Yo're doing Matthau dirty.

On the other hand, he was a kike, so go right ahead. Kikepedia:
Matthau was born Walter John Matthow on October 1, 1920, in New York City's Lower East Side. He had two brothers, one older and one younger.
Matthau's parents were Jewish; his mother, Rose (née Berolsky or Beransky), was a Lithuanian immigrant who worked in a garment factory, and his father, Milton Matuschanskayasky (later Matthow), was a Ukrainian peddler and electrician from Kiev (now Kyiv, Ukraine). They got married in New York in 1917.