It's true, kids need the moderating wisdom of a father to balance out the female nuttiness from their mothers. That time I got bullied as a little kid, my mom told me to kick him in the balls. Well he's bigger than me, isn't he? I'm going to have to learn ballet to kick higher or something! Well than my dad took me aside and said, 'punch em in the nose at your frst chance; the sight of blood always puts them off their game.' They were both kind of wrong, but I still got the hang of it... I guess you just have to be willing to fight and lose, just so long as you fight and make yourself less fun of a target until you get better at fighting and become one of them. Or something.