I promise to rule with an iron fist and be judge, jury, and executioner. I promise to insta-perma-ban @MrPim. I will make the decisions so you don't have to. Poal will become a clean, well ordered system under my rule. You will receive $2000 checks similar to the ones received from the recent COVID stimulus. I promise to cut costs by not having a running mate and by filling my cabinet with loyal cronies that want to be there for the power, and will stay no matter how little I pay them or how badly I treat them. You will never have to work for money again under my rule.
A vote for me is a vote against the other niggerfaggots that want to take away your freedom by forcing you to think about the problems you face in life. Vote for @stupidbird and you'll be on the road to prosperity and happiness, because I won't let you take any other way.
I promise to rule with an iron fist and be judge, jury, and executioner. I promise to insta-perma-ban @MrPim. I will make the decisions so you don't have to. Poal will become a clean, well ordered system under my rule. You will receive $2000 checks similar to the ones received from the recent COVID stimulus. I promise to cut costs by not having a running mate and by filling my cabinet with loyal cronies that want to be there for the power, and will stay no matter how little I pay them or how badly I treat them. You will never have to work for money again under my rule.
A vote for me is a vote against the other niggerfaggots that want to take away your freedom by forcing you to think about the problems you face in life. Vote for @stupidbird and you'll be on the road to prosperity and happiness, because I won't let you take any other way.
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