I am female and willing to reveal all womanly secrets. AMA.

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Are you a cis woman or a real woman? Also tits or gtfo

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( o Y ° ) sorry for the cockeyed nipple.

I was born with two X chromosomes, tits, and a vagina.

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Ugh figures. It's a shame because we need more trannies here to satisfy our diversity quotas. Well anyway, welcome to Poal.

Womanly secrets question: Why is it so hard to choose what to eat? Are you doing it to make us mad?

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For me, I either genuinely don't know and want you to keep pitching suggestions until something sounds good. Or, what I want is probably not feasible or is expensive.

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LOL

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shhh, lol

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Secrets secrets are no fun

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What's your favorite cheese?

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Parmesan.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?

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this is the important question

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Open the fridge door
Insert elephant
Close door.
Have someone call PETA

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3 steps, but I’ll accept it.

Now, how do you put a giraffe in a fridge in 4 steps?

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I just wanted to go the extra mile.

a giraffe though... that's way more complicated... 1. open the door. slowly though, you don't want to startle the elephant! 2. carefully remove the elephant. emphasis on careful, if he spooks, the costs to repair your home will be astronomical. 3. once the elephant is out, take your giraffe (neck carefully folded so he doesn't get caught in the door) and SLOWLY insert him into the fridge. 4. Most importantly, shut the fridge door (again, make sure none of the giraffe is sticking out, you want to make sure that door seals properly)