shhh, lol
shhh, lol
Secrets secrets are no fun
Secrets secrets are no fun
Are you a cis woman or a real woman? Also tits or gtfo
Are you a cis woman or a real woman? Also tits or gtfo
( o Y ° ) sorry for the cockeyed nipple.
I was born with two X chromosomes, tits, and a vagina.
( o Y ° ) sorry for the cockeyed nipple.
I was born with two X chromosomes, tits, and a vagina.
Ugh figures. It's a shame because we need more trannies here to satisfy our diversity quotas. Well anyway, welcome to Poal.
Womanly secrets question: Why is it so hard to choose what to eat? Are you doing it to make us mad?
Ugh figures. It's a shame because we need more trannies here to satisfy our diversity quotas. Well anyway, welcome to Poal.
Womanly secrets question: Why is it so hard to choose what to eat? Are you doing it to make us mad?
For me, I either genuinely don't know and want you to keep pitching suggestions until something sounds good. Or, what I want is probably not feasible or is expensive.
For me, I either genuinely don't know and want you to keep pitching suggestions until something sounds good. Or, what I want is probably not feasible or is expensive.
What is the secret to life the universe and everything?
What is the secret to life the universe and everything?
How do you deal with slot snot?
How do you deal with slot snot?
It has a function :)
It has a function :)
How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps?
- Open the fridge door
- Insert elephant
- Close door.
- Have someone call PETA
1. Open the fridge door
2. Insert elephant
3. Close door.
4. Have someone call PETA
3 steps, but I’ll accept it.
Now, how do you put a giraffe in a fridge in 4 steps?
3 steps, but I’ll accept it.
Now, how do you put a giraffe in a fridge in 4 steps?
I just wanted to go the extra mile.
a giraffe though... that's way more complicated... 1. open the door. slowly though, you don't want to startle the elephant! 2. carefully remove the elephant. emphasis on careful, if he spooks, the costs to repair your home will be astronomical. 3. once the elephant is out, take your giraffe (neck carefully folded so he doesn't get caught in the door) and SLOWLY insert him into the fridge. 4. Most importantly, shut the fridge door (again, make sure none of the giraffe is sticking out, you want to make sure that door seals properly)
I just wanted to go the extra mile.
a giraffe though... that's way more complicated...
1. open the door. slowly though, you don't want to startle the elephant!
2. carefully remove the elephant. emphasis on careful, if he spooks, the costs to repair your home will be astronomical.
3. once the elephant is out, take your giraffe (neck carefully folded so he doesn't get caught in the door) and SLOWLY insert him into the fridge.
4. Most importantly, shut the fridge door (again, make sure none of the giraffe is sticking out, you want to make sure that door seals properly)
What's your favorite cheese?
What's your favorite cheese?
Parmesan.
Parmesan.
What did you make your husband for dinner yesterday?
What did you make your husband for dinner yesterday?
He doesn't let me cook because he wants to live.
He doesn't let me cook because he wants to live.
I have it on good authority that there are no women on the Internet.
I have it on good authority that there are no women on the Internet.
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