Believe it or not, Friend founder Avi Schiffmann managed to raise a whopping $2.5 million for this nightmare friend that trash texts you.

(((Avi Schiffmann)))

E.S.T

Jokes on them! My cellphone already does that!

Fuck a digital jew friend. I don't even carry a smart phone anymore except for work. If I get lonely n sick of the wife, me and my dog hop in the truck and hit the woods. Madness.

Hey Friend, where's the best place to hide a [censored] body? Hey Friend, I am going to [censored] a bank. Plot the best escape route and provide turn by turn directions to the best destination that can conceal a burning car.