A man from Ohio walked into a bar He ordered a Budweiser, and then said, "Bud, I can't believe I'm telling you this, but I'm gay." A man from Ohio walked into a thrift store He was looking for some work clothes he could wear to work as a teacher. A man from Ohio encountered a group of black people eating lunch and playing dominoes in the park. The man immediately turned to the police and said, "If you can’t handle it, I’ll handle it."